TY - BOOK AU - Barry,Dave AU - Zweibel,Alan TI - Lunatics SN - 0399158693 : AV - PS3552.A74146 L86 2012 U1 - 813/.54 BAR 22nd PY - 2012/// CY - New York PB - G. P. Putnam's KW - Pet shop owners KW - Fiction KW - Fugitives from justice KW - Humorous stories KW - New York (N.Y.) KW - Humorous fiction KW - gsafd N2 - An uproarious tale told in alternating voices follows the stories of a pet shop owner and a curmudgeon who find themselves on the run from police, terrorists, and a pizza chain mascot. One character, Philip Horkman is a happy man, the owner of a pet store called The Wine Shop, and on Sundays a referee for kids' soccer. The other, Jeffrey Peckerman is the sole sane person in a world filled with goddamned jerks and morons, and he's having a really bad day. The two of them are about to collide in a swiftly escalating series of events that will send them running for their lives, pursued by the police, soldiers, terrorists, subversives, bears, and a man dressed as Chuck E. Cheese ER -